She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
