HIV tests are more positive than that guy
id be glad to
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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