doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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