porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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