I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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