Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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