dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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