She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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