You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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