Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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