And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
