I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
it was like eating out sand paper
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
