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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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