I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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