Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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