You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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