You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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