I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You smell like stripper and shame
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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