So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
