his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
