I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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