I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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