her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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