I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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