At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's blow job season.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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