so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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