Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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