She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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