i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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