I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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