You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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