It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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