no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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