so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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