All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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