I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
