He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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