Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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