wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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