areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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