Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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