I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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