I love black thongs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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