He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
