just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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