I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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