I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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