i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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