Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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