The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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