Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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