Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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