I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
