Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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