Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you would pick up someone in the library
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
so much tequila, so little girl.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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