i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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