I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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